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I wrote a brand new parody and hope you enjoy it. Just Scroll Down to read the new funny lyrics. I know i enjoyed writing them. I hope you will as well. I provided the instrumental track. So you can sing the new lyrics along with the backup music. I hope you enjoy them. Just press play on the video and then scroll down and read and sing along. Get Interactive my friend! When you are done feel free to leave comments. I love comments!
That’s Called Stalking (Lady Gaga Paparazzi Parody)
01/28/2010
Nixon Lee
you get the crown
for go-going all out
how come i see you?
when i look in my rearview
your fanatical
I now need a sabbatical
black cap and shades
that huge overcoat
your hiding in trees
please tell me it’s a joke
how come i find
you diggin threw that trash of mine
are you a private eye?
i need to take a stand
i think your living in my trash can
that’s called, that’s called stalking
when I go check the mail
I see your hot on my trail.
that’s called, that’s called stalking
whenever i’m in the grocery line
you just happen to be bagging right at that time?
about to call the law
i hope they sic their dogs on you then cuz
cuz you’ve been stalking, cuz you’ve been stalking
saw you dressed like a girl
i thought it was a joke
i turned and said hello
you tripped and then choked
you ran to your car
you dashed out just like on Nascar
satellites all
over the roof of your car
i suspect
your watching me on camcorder
you must have forgot
the windows in your car aren’t tinted a lot
are you going through withdrawal?
chorus
Real good
( i caught you on video)
clink, clink
(those handcuffs on you will go)
they’ll put you in cell 21
you’ll have to share it with guy named Big Guns
Chorus:
one, two, three
why can’t i get pass these
it’s like elementary
this is worst then abc’s
Count em
1, 2, 3
i need to count pass these
or no doctor’s degree
why can’t i master these
Count em
don’t pick a fight
don’t get mad at me
because my counting
skills stop at 3
if there is more
i’ll get stuck and count
backwards to one , this sucks
could you teach me to
some how get to double digits please
my kindergarten teacher neglected these
do you have a cheatsheet?
(chorus) repeat
three is alright
but it’s not as fun
when you want more than
3 sticks of gum
let’s make a pact
you can teach me how
and won’t tell your friends
you eat puppy chow
could you teach me to
some how get to double digits please
my kindergarten teacher neglected these
do you have a cheatsheet?
(chorus) repeat
Bridge:
what i need is some learning
not for fun it’s rudimentary
if i could just get pass three/
then i could get a job at Burger King
Burger King
hold on..
what is this?
number four…
I KNOW MORE!!! YEAH
one, two, three
now i can get pass these
adding 4 was easy
this is better then abc’s
Count em
1, 2, 3
add 4 to all these
i’ll get that job at burger king
now onto psychology
Count em
1234
Whew! It’s been a while for me. I do miss promoting and making new funny song parody videos.I am currently at work on my new website Singing Lessons In. It takes up all of my time right now.
It’s basically a site all about taking singing lessons at home or anywhere you decide to be. It really needs my attention right now because it still new. So for the next couple of months I will be working on promoting it at every turn. So this will mean a drastic drop in funny song parodies. This isn’t totally bad thing. I will still make updates periodically. I will at least try to post monthly funny stuff for you to laugh at and even sing to.
There are still several artist I am wanting to go after on my parodies. I don’t ever claim to be a “Weird Al”! He along with many other great parody writers are very prolific at their work. I do not put out anywhere as much work as they do. I honestly view my parody writing as a nice hobby of mine, but in the long run I know I will not be happy doing it alone.
This will not be the end of Nixon Lee, but it will definitely be a break for him. I leave you today with my most current Britney Spears Parody “Tranquilizer”!
Chat Later, Nixon Lee
P.S. Don’t forget to check out my new site all about taking singing lessons in!
Hey there! This is Nixon Lee. If you have been following me on twitter, you may have noticed a tweet about stopping all further work on the site. This would be correct. I am currently hard at work on another site of mine and have to put all work on the funny song parodies site to a stand still. I haven’t ran out of parodies but several things have come. As for my new JLo song parody. It has been put on hold indefinitely due to some technical difficulites in the production aspect. It will probably be a good month before anyone sees anything new from me or the site. When I do return I shall have several parodies to disperse.
A few cool things you can check out while I am gone:
I have commentary to my first two song parody videos made on Youtube. You can click below to view them. It was fun sitting down attaching notes my old vids. I had a lot to say and look forward to putting commentary on the rest in the near future.
I have three of my songs featured on a site called The Fump. It’s a place where funny song parody writers can submit their recordings and if approved get placement on the site. Click the link below to check it out among many more.
Finally, You can find the lyrics to a good selection of my songs on AMiRight.com. This is also another place where parody writers can submit their stuff. Click below to check it out!
I have been horrible about updating. See currently I have another major project I have been working on at the moment and it has been taking all of my attention. The good news is my brand JLo parody is almost ready. I expect to release it this next weekend. It will come with the standard stuff. A free download able mp3 and screensaver. This will have scenes from the new music video.
I can’t tell you exactly what JLo song I will be parodying but just know it will be a bit old school. Now I must say something right away. I have realized that my parody writing hasn’t exactly taken off. To be honest I am not totally disappointed by it. There was a time when I thought that was all I wanted to be known for. While I do love to do my parodies,there are actually other things I do enjoy more. My parody writing will never fully go away for me. It’s always gonna be a part of me. It represents the humorous side of me. I never wanna let it go. So I have all of these parodies ready to be released and I have decided to release one a month until I run out. When they do I will probably start writing again and keep them coming. That’s my thoughts on that.
I did want to share a bit of info with you. There are now several spots where you can catch my most recent parody “The Wii Song” click below to view it on any one of the many websites I am on!
In honor of my latest funny song parody “You Can Do It On The Wii! (The Wii Song)”. I have compiled a group of other funny nsync parodies for all to enjoy. Scroll down my friends and enjoy. I know i did when I saw them.
I am happy to finally present to you today the hilarious Nsync Song Parody “You Can Do It on the Wii!” or alternately titled “The Wii Song”. This was originally written in March 2009 which was just last month. So its pretty new.This is making fun of the Nsync song “It’s Gonna Be Me!” Which personally I love the song. It’s very fun. One day I just got this idea about how a person could do everything on the Nintendo Wii. Before I knew it had a new song ready for consumption. Just like usual you can download the mp3 and the screensaver. It’s all free my friends. Have a good laugh and share with your friends if you like. Click play below to watch below!
You Can Do It On The Wii (Finished 03/10/2009)
By Nixon Lee
It’s gonna–be—Wii
Oooh, yeah
You can’t get hurt babe/You’ll be inside your room/ You’re free to come and go/Now remember with Wii/There is no need for you to go outside/With 3D ENVIRONMENT ONLINE
Chorus:
Everything little thing you do/Can be done on the Wii too/You can play on the rock band/Or party with the SIMS/Even when you finally feel you need to go to sleep guess what/You can do it on the Wii/
You got a choice babe/Bowling or golf you know/ if you got time to waste/you know you can drive, go to the beach/whatever you want you can do it on Wii/You can’t deny/Why step outside???
chorus
Bridge:
There will come a day when you feel you wanna leave
You will come back, come back, come back to the Wii
2nd chorus:
All that you do/Including playing pool/Play old aerosmith/Or find a new girlfriend/And finally when you feel you wanna rest/Guess what (you can do it on Wii)
chorus
I hope you enjoyed it as much as i enjoyed making it!
Today my friends …Its all about the Coldplay! It was really hard to find some parodies for them but i did. So now you can sit back an enjoy my findings. Watch outrageously funny parodies right now below!
1) MADtv – I’m The Most Important Part Of Coldplay
I will not take too much of your time. Today Kanye West is the parody victim. I found five great parodies for you to view and listen to today. I am still hard at work making the video for my new parody. So be on the look out for that in about a week. Well until then start watching below and prepare to laugh your head off!
Alright after 4 days of non-stop story telling it’s time to get back to what I do best. Which is collect funny song parody videos for you to view. The artist of the day today is Rhianna. I found several funny song parodies for you to enjoy today. So scroll down below and start viewing!!!
