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Hi! I am Nixon Lee (aka Marvin). I love to write funny song parodies. I have been writing them since middle school. I had stopped for while. Now I have dedicated the following year to writing them and working on this site. When the year is up.I will sit back and decide if I want to continue with this or not. Until then I will be cranking out the laughs for all. I have placed my very first funny song parody video below for you to view. I hope you enjoy it.
Lyrics:
Piece of Meat ©By Nixon Lee
Finished week of 01/26/2008 (EDITED 02/08/2008)
(Ham, Sausage, Veal)
Been on the butchering scene since like 3:15
No matter if it's cut thick or lean or eaten with some pork and beans
they're still gonna come to me if they want their meat to be cut clean
Do you want a a piece of meat?
(you wanna a piece of meat)
I'm mister just take a number if you want steak with your cucumbers with
Get some sausage and veal
better than a happy meal
You see I got the pork, ribs, and beef that everyone will eat
you want a piece of meat?
Chorus:
I'm mister lifestyles of the strips and cubes
I'm mister put this meat up in your stew
I'm mister all these extras don't mix in
I'm mister if you want your ham cut thin
you want a piece of meat?
I'm mister you want a piece of meat/ leg of lamb half price off/ just get in line before I decide to cut this sale off/ and if you decide to start havoc/ i'll take your ass to court/ now are you sure you want a piece of meat?/ i'm mister most likely to cut your ground beef/ if you come in after 3/ but if you want celery / take your ass to produce please/ there's always a panic when I run out of ground chuck beef
do you want a piece of meat?
chorus
bridge: Been on the butchering scene since like 3:15
No matter if it's cut thick or lean or eaten with some pork and beans
they're still gonna come to me if they want their meat to be cut clean
Do you want a piece of meat?
(you wanna a piece of meat)
Ham, Sausage, Veal
chorus (2x)
Ham, Sausage, Veal
Watch, read and listen to more funny song parodies here
Lyrics:
Piece of Meat ©By Nixon Lee
Finished week of 01/26/2008 (EDITED 02/08/2008)
(Ham, Sausage, Veal)
Been on the butchering scene since like 3:15
No matter if it's cut thick or lean or eaten with some pork and beans
they're still gonna come to me if they want their meat to be cut clean
Do you want a a piece of meat?
(you wanna a piece of meat)
I'm mister just take a number if you want steak with your cucumbers with
Get some sausage and veal
better than a happy meal
You see I got the pork, ribs, and beef that everyone will eat
you want a piece of meat?
Chorus:
I'm mister lifestyles of the strips and cubes
I'm mister put this meat up in your stew
I'm mister all these extras don't mix in
I'm mister if you want your ham cut thin
you want a piece of meat?
I'm mister you want a piece of meat/ leg of lamb half price off/ just get in line before I decide to cut this sale off/ and if you decide to start havoc/ i'll take your ass to court/ now are you sure you want a piece of meat?/ i'm mister most likely to cut your ground beef/ if you come in after 3/ but if you want celery / take your ass to produce please/ there's always a panic when I run out of ground chuck beef
do you want a piece of meat?
chorus
bridge: Been on the butchering scene since like 3:15
No matter if it's cut thick or lean or eaten with some pork and beans
they're still gonna come to me if they want their meat to be cut clean
Do you want a piece of meat?
(you wanna a piece of meat)
Ham, Sausage, Veal
chorus (2x)
Ham, Sausage, Veal
Watch, read and listen to more funny song parodies here
