Funny Song Parodies by Funny Song Performers

Okay am slowly releasing all the work that has never been recorded…. Enjoy these funny song lyrics to Britney’s controversial song If U Seek Amy….

NOTHING TO WATCH ON THE TV (if you seek amy parody)

BLAH BLAH BLAH (REPEAT)
Nixon lee this is just like me

JAN 7 2010

oh baby baby have you seen the tv guide?
there’s a special on 11 about what?! paving your drive
oh baby baby did i just see t-pain
on documentary about betty anne from gillagan’s island again? what?!
oh oh tell why i constantly need the remote control.
feel like i am about to rot my brain
i just wanna find something without a panty line
or mention of the kardashian family line
oh geesh hell no

Chorus:
fliiping, changing, from abc to nbc
no mattter how many channels i have there’s still nothing to watch on the tv
fliiping, changing, from enews to tlc
no matter how many times i turn there’s not that i wanna see on tv

now i must admit a few times i have slipped up
i managed to see the kardashians and am just barely keeping up?
i’ve seen once or twice
and know it’s totally fake, and tell why did one of them slap a guy in his face?
oh no tell me where did all the good shows go?
like living single and boy meets world?
i just wanna find a show that isn’t asinine
damn another panty line
hell no i don’t want those

chorus

they keep telling me i need cable…
i don’t know what in the world their talking about
i can watch everything i want on hulu
it’s free and no cable bill that’s right

i hop on the internet to see the things i like
no need for 600 channels when there’s only 2 i like
no cable, no cable, hulu is better enabled

chorus