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Toes (Oh-Ciara) 7/25/06 9:13 p.m
By Nixon Lee

Verse 1:
This is where they take them/Throw them down/Forget about their Cadillacs/ No tees, bare feet/People getting down like that that/ Adamsville, Bankhead,College Park, Carver Homes/ What the hell do all those names have to do with the song/ They got good cookin’ but their feet are looking/ like they ain’t cleaned them in weeks/ that’s when i say no/Oh no/ Nixon can’t handle this/ You better cover up that crisp

Chorus: Toes round here they let them grow/ Wearing tennis shoes is like a no/ They won’t cut them off for sho’/sho’/ Toes all my ladies to the sto’/ Handle them ladies clean them up/ Cuz no body likes crusty toes, toes

Verse 2:
Ladies take few tips don’t skip/make sure you cut them all/ take that buffer/ scrub that crust till it falls/ Lightweight nail files can’t handle them alone/ If you wanna get them done/ Get industrial chrome/ You got good cooking/ but your feet are looking like you ain’t cleaned them in weeks/ that’s when i say no/ oh no/ Nixon can’t handle this/ Better cover up that crisp

Chorus

Rap: Nixon Lee on the track again/ tryin’ so hard to make you understand/ making fun of all the acts in the land/simply cuz i can/It’s so insane what i do/ taking all these songs and making them brand new/ put them all up in my comedy stew/ and let you eat them in/ all i wanna do is make you laugh/ make you see your day ain’t that bad/ Turn your sad into glad/Pulling out the magic from the bag/ done my rap and got my credit/ now you ready set go get it/ wait a minute/ rap ain’t done/ I still gotta keep going on, and on/ Time has not come to an end/ Damn these songs with raps in the bridge/ look at all this work i gotta do/ just to keep you listening to/ I’m so sick of this dang song and all/ the words they got going on/ Got a headache need some aspirin/ guess I’ll ask my new friend Jasmine

Chorus

Fade out

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