Funny Song Parodies by Funny Song Performers

Disinfectant (overprotected parody)

12:52 pm
01/21/2010

to take care of grime

gloves

spray

you may need oxiclean

multi purpose action….

say hello to a thing called cleaning

you should have these products in your bathroom cabinet

you need to grab a mop , broom, and can

of this thing called disinfectant

there can’t be another way

cuz i believe in usable bathrooms

you need to use this spray, with mini scrubbing bubbles

believe me that’s your answer

chorus:
why does your bathroom smell like outside

what happen to your air spray?

why am i afraid to turn the knobs on that thing you call a face sink

that ring around your tub could ambush you

your gonna need a medic or really big can of disinfectant

verse 2:

first off you need to take out your trash can

that’s your first step to disinfecting

why do i see mold in your sink

when was the last time you washed your hands

Time for major dis—infectant

there can’t be another way

cuz i believe in usable bathrooms

you need to use this spray, with mini scrubbing bubbles

believe me that’s your answer

chorus

bridge:

you need pine…. sol

you need a full case

you need to clean….

you don’t need nobody saying their afraid of

of what your floor is made of

or afraid that they might catch some fleas

i say no no

nobody should be have to wear a face mask in bath

just to avoid the next big viral disease

multi purpose action

chorus

Okay am slowly releasing all the work that has never been recorded…. Enjoy these funny song lyrics to Britney’s controversial song If U Seek Amy….

NOTHING TO WATCH ON THE TV (if you seek amy parody)

BLAH BLAH BLAH (REPEAT)
Nixon lee this is just like me

JAN 7 2010

oh baby baby have you seen the tv guide?
there’s a special on 11 about what?! paving your drive
oh baby baby did i just see t-pain
on documentary about betty anne from gillagan’s island again? what?!
oh oh tell why i constantly need the remote control.
feel like i am about to rot my brain
i just wanna find something without a panty line
or mention of the kardashian family line
oh geesh hell no

Chorus:
fliiping, changing, from abc to nbc
no mattter how many channels i have there’s still nothing to watch on the tv
fliiping, changing, from enews to tlc
no matter how many times i turn there’s not that i wanna see on tv

now i must admit a few times i have slipped up
i managed to see the kardashians and am just barely keeping up?
i’ve seen once or twice
and know it’s totally fake, and tell why did one of them slap a guy in his face?
oh no tell me where did all the good shows go?
like living single and boy meets world?
i just wanna find a show that isn’t asinine
damn another panty line
hell no i don’t want those

chorus

they keep telling me i need cable…
i don’t know what in the world their talking about
i can watch everything i want on hulu
it’s free and no cable bill that’s right

i hop on the internet to see the things i like
no need for 600 channels when there’s only 2 i like
no cable, no cable, hulu is better enabled

chorus

By Nixon Lee
Copyright 2010

Chorus:
one, two, three
why can’t i get pass these
it’s like elementary
this is worst then abc’s
Count em
1, 2, 3
i need to count pass these
or no doctor’s degree
why can’t i master these
Count em

don’t pick a fight
don’t get mad at me
because my counting
skills stop at 3

if there is more
i’ll get stuck and count
backwards to one , this sucks

could you teach me to
some how get to double digits please
my kindergarten teacher neglected these
do you have a cheatsheet?

(chorus) repeat

three is alright
but it’s not as fun
when you want more than
3 sticks of gum
let’s make a pact
you can teach me how
and won’t tell your friends
you eat puppy chow

could you teach me to
some how get to double digits please
my kindergarten teacher neglected these
do you have a cheatsheet?

(chorus) repeat

Bridge:
what i need is some learning
not for fun it’s rudimentary
if i could just get pass three/
then i could get a job at Burger King
Burger King
hold on..
what is this?
number four…
I KNOW MORE!!! YEAH

one, two, three
now i can get pass these
adding 4 was easy
this is better then abc’s
Count em
1, 2, 3
add 4 to all these
i’ll get that job at burger king
now onto psychology
Count em
1234

(chorus) repeat

I had originally written in the summer of 2008. The first time i heard he original song I fell in love. It was just too good to resist. So I just had to make a parody out of it. I hope you enjoy it as much as i liked putting it together. This is actually the second parody where i try to rap. I feel i do a semi decent job. Of course you can’t tell it’s me since my voice is altered to sound more like the original.

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(We Gotta Bring Back the) Mickey Mouse Club
Written by Nixon Lee 06/28/2008
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We gotta do it for the kids/But gotta keep it Disney/Where you at mick?/(a-hicca, a-hicca)/Time to bring back that club/With them ears and all……/Goofy do I hear you?

You say you you search’in for the mouseketeers/ trying to find them online/ why don’t we all come together start up a petition!
You know all you gotta do is tell me who’s your favorite one/ did you like JC, Justin, Britney, Christina?/ when it hit 4:05 you would be watchin live/ was it 43 or channel 42/ (yeah)/They did it on purpose took it off the air / before keri Russell could turn age 22

Chorus:
We gotta bring back the Mickey Mouse Club/ Mickey Mouse Club/ Mickey Mouse Club
We gonna bring back the Mickey Mouse Club/ Mickey Mouse Club/ Mickey Mouse Club

Verse 2: You got some friends who liked them too/ have them sign up too/(full name please!)/ you got some old schoolers who watched in 1962/ getting the show back on the air only thing on my mind/ we gone demand marathon starting tonight at 9/ we gonna form a mob kidnap mickey and his dog/ and hold them for ransom until they do/
They did it on purpose took it off the air / before keri Russell could turn age 22

Chorus

Rap: they what you want/ they what you need/ they got them ears/ they got them teeth/ geography, biology, chemistry, history/ they would teach all of that/ then cristina would sing whitney/ they would have you eating up all of your parents groceries/ now when I think about it / why didn’t Jessica make the team/ bout to hit the studio/ make a scene set off alarms/ pull up like a ninja/ go red ranger on ya/ have ya ever had milk and cookies while the club was on/ with ya bad 90s haircut and tacky clothes/ on the couch, in the chair, on a stool, on the floor, you would watch them all the time/ would start to cry when the credits rolled

Bridge:
Just sign your name on my list/ I know you be lik’in this/ mickey mouse club we bout to be viewing/ let’s both put on your big ears/ turn it up loud and clear/ we don’t demand it non-stop/ even though we will be the only ones/only ones/ watchin/ watchin watchin the mickey mouse club

chorus

Okay after much talk and promising to everyone my latest video and song is ready for consumption! Below you can watch my brand spanking new funny song parody music video spoof “Tranquilizer” for Britney Spears’ Womanizer. I say better late than never in this case. I want to thank you for your patience! Enjoy the video and I have also provided lyrics to read in case you miss any words. As an added bonus I have added a link to download the Tranquilizer mp3 and a link to download the screensaver. Feel free to leave comments. Good or bad I can take it and apply to my next video which will feature a remake of one of N’sync songs from the past!

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Lyrics

Tranquilizer

Copyrighted 2008

Written by Nixon Lee

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:44 am

Verse 1:

Town drunk where ya come from how ya doing?/
I know you have no clue what spewing/
Your filled up with so many booze/ You’re thinking now your Scooby doo/ I know what you are / you’re no baby/ Look at you needing more than just a clean up/baby you look like you fell into a dump truck/ Acting like your sober but I we know the show is over/ Cuz You just called your best friend rover

Hook: Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby/ You’re gonna get …As soon as Jay Leno Ends…. Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer

Chorus:
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH….You need to wear a scarf / UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH / Talking to squirrels is odd
OOO….YOUR SO ALARMING… GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING/AND YOU’RE GONNA GET IT… TRANQUILZER
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front/ UH HUH/ Miley Cyrus You aren’t/OOO/You acting hazy. I got some pepper spray BABE/ Waiting for ya with Tranquilizer

Verse 2:
Hey You got the bad breath of a DRAGON/ Too bad for you no one likes that in a companion/ I guess when you’ve had one too many/Makes it hard to count your pennies/ that’s who you are. Follow me crazy/ Ca-CHING … Pop …OH I got you SUCKA/ Will be the sound you’ll HEAR WHEN THE SHOT HITS YOUR BUTTOCKS/ You’ll find yourself on the ground going numb from your shoulders down/ Like a hog shot for rabies

Hook:
Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby/ You’re gonna get it…As soon as Adult Swim Ends…. Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer

Chorus:
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ You need to wear a scarf / UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ Talking to squirrels is odd
OOO/ YOU’RE OH SO ALARMING/GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING AND AM GONNA GET IT/ TRANQUILZER
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front/ UH HUH/Hannah Montana You are not/OOO… YOU’RE OH SO ALARMING… GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING… AND AM GONNA GET IT… TRANQUILZER

Bridge:
Maybe if we both lived in a Disney World/Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer/Then it wouldn’t be so weird for you to try to talk to squirrel/ But it ain’t so you’re gonna get the

Hook:
Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby/You’re gonna get …As soon as Jay Leno Ends…. Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer

Chorus:
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ You need to wear a scarf /UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/Talking to squirrels is odd/
OOO/YOU’RE OH SO ALARMING/GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING/ AND YOU’RE GONNA GET IT/TRANQUILZER
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front
UH HUH / Miley Cyrus You aren’t/OOO

You’re acting hazy/ I got some pepper spray BABE/Waiting for ya with Tranquilizer
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front
UH HUH / Hannah Montana You are not/OOO/Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby

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Okay I have been on hiatus for several months and now I am finally ready to  get back to work. My last parody I premiered was “Sweetest Sin”.  It was a funny take on Jessica Simpson’s Song  of the same title. I am now ready to  comeback and really do it up this time. I  consider this season 2 in the game for me. I really want to work hard to get way more subscribers via Youtube. Since it is the biggest video site on the web. I also want to gain more friends on Myspace and Facebook. These are the social network hot spots. They also seem to be here to stay as well. I would really love to make a full time job from this and I think I am finally ready to step up to the plate.

There is much work to be done on the main site but in a few weeks I expect it to shining like the star it can be. So everyone be on the look out. Until then I will leave you with one of my old vids from season one.

Chat Later, Nixon Lee!

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