Funny Song Parodies by Funny Song Performers

By Nixon Lee
Copyright 2010

Chorus:
one, two, three
why can’t i get pass these
it’s like elementary
this is worst then abc’s
Count em
1, 2, 3
i need to count pass these
or no doctor’s degree
why can’t i master these
Count em

don’t pick a fight
don’t get mad at me
because my counting
skills stop at 3

if there is more
i’ll get stuck and count
backwards to one , this sucks

could you teach me to
some how get to double digits please
my kindergarten teacher neglected these
do you have a cheatsheet?

(chorus) repeat

three is alright
but it’s not as fun
when you want more than
3 sticks of gum
let’s make a pact
you can teach me how
and won’t tell your friends
you eat puppy chow

could you teach me to
some how get to double digits please
my kindergarten teacher neglected these
do you have a cheatsheet?

(chorus) repeat

Bridge:
what i need is some learning
not for fun it’s rudimentary
if i could just get pass three/
then i could get a job at Burger King
Burger King
hold on..
what is this?
number four…
I KNOW MORE!!! YEAH

one, two, three
now i can get pass these
adding 4 was easy
this is better then abc’s
Count em
1, 2, 3
add 4 to all these
i’ll get that job at burger king
now onto psychology
Count em
1234

(chorus) repeat