Funny Song Parodies by Funny Song Performers

I wrote a brand new parody and hope you enjoy it. Just Scroll Down to read the new funny lyrics. I know i enjoyed writing them. I hope you will as well. I provided the instrumental track. So you can sing the new lyrics along with the backup music. I hope you enjoy them. Just press play on the video and then scroll down and read and sing along. Get Interactive my friend! When you are done feel free to leave comments. I love comments!

That’s Called Stalking (Lady Gaga Paparazzi Parody)
01/28/2010
Nixon Lee

you get the crown
for go-going all out
how come i see you?
when i look in my rearview
your fanatical
I now need a sabbatical

black cap and shades
that huge overcoat
your hiding in trees
please tell me it’s a joke
how come i find
you diggin threw that trash of mine
are you a private eye?

i need to take a stand
i think your living in my trash can
that’s called, that’s called stalking
when I go check the mail
I see your hot on my trail.
that’s called, that’s called stalking

whenever i’m in the grocery line
you just happen to be bagging right at that time?
about to call the law
i hope they sic their dogs on you then cuz
cuz you’ve been stalking, cuz you’ve been stalking

saw you dressed like a girl
i thought it was a joke
i turned and said hello
you tripped and then choked
you ran to your car
you dashed out just like on Nascar

satellites all
over the roof of your car
i suspect
your watching me on camcorder
you must have forgot
the windows in your car aren’t tinted a lot
are you going through withdrawal?

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Real good
( i caught you on video)
clink, clink
(those handcuffs on you will go)

they’ll put you in cell 21
you’ll have to share it with guy named Big Guns

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I had originally written in the summer of 2008. The first time i heard he original song I fell in love. It was just too good to resist. So I just had to make a parody out of it. I hope you enjoy it as much as i liked putting it together. This is actually the second parody where i try to rap. I feel i do a semi decent job. Of course you can’t tell it’s me since my voice is altered to sound more like the original.

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(We Gotta Bring Back the) Mickey Mouse Club
Written by Nixon Lee 06/28/2008
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We gotta do it for the kids/But gotta keep it Disney/Where you at mick?/(a-hicca, a-hicca)/Time to bring back that club/With them ears and all……/Goofy do I hear you?

You say you you search’in for the mouseketeers/ trying to find them online/ why don’t we all come together start up a petition!
You know all you gotta do is tell me who’s your favorite one/ did you like JC, Justin, Britney, Christina?/ when it hit 4:05 you would be watchin live/ was it 43 or channel 42/ (yeah)/They did it on purpose took it off the air / before keri Russell could turn age 22

Chorus:
We gotta bring back the Mickey Mouse Club/ Mickey Mouse Club/ Mickey Mouse Club
We gonna bring back the Mickey Mouse Club/ Mickey Mouse Club/ Mickey Mouse Club

Verse 2: You got some friends who liked them too/ have them sign up too/(full name please!)/ you got some old schoolers who watched in 1962/ getting the show back on the air only thing on my mind/ we gone demand marathon starting tonight at 9/ we gonna form a mob kidnap mickey and his dog/ and hold them for ransom until they do/
They did it on purpose took it off the air / before keri Russell could turn age 22

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Rap: they what you want/ they what you need/ they got them ears/ they got them teeth/ geography, biology, chemistry, history/ they would teach all of that/ then cristina would sing whitney/ they would have you eating up all of your parents groceries/ now when I think about it / why didn’t Jessica make the team/ bout to hit the studio/ make a scene set off alarms/ pull up like a ninja/ go red ranger on ya/ have ya ever had milk and cookies while the club was on/ with ya bad 90s haircut and tacky clothes/ on the couch, in the chair, on a stool, on the floor, you would watch them all the time/ would start to cry when the credits rolled

Bridge:
Just sign your name on my list/ I know you be lik’in this/ mickey mouse club we bout to be viewing/ let’s both put on your big ears/ turn it up loud and clear/ we don’t demand it non-stop/ even though we will be the only ones/only ones/ watchin/ watchin watchin the mickey mouse club

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Okay I have been on hiatus for several months and now I am finally ready to  get back to work. My last parody I premiered was “Sweetest Sin”.  It was a funny take on Jessica Simpson’s Song  of the same title. I am now ready to  comeback and really do it up this time. I  consider this season 2 in the game for me. I really want to work hard to get way more subscribers via Youtube. Since it is the biggest video site on the web. I also want to gain more friends on Myspace and Facebook. These are the social network hot spots. They also seem to be here to stay as well. I would really love to make a full time job from this and I think I am finally ready to step up to the plate.

There is much work to be done on the main site but in a few weeks I expect it to shining like the star it can be. So everyone be on the look out. Until then I will leave you with one of my old vids from season one.

Chat Later, Nixon Lee!

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