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Hey ho! Well for the last 2 days I have been providing original funny song parodies to you. This will be the end of the journey for this week. I bring to you “Piece of Meat” which is a funny remake of Britney Spears “Piece of Me”. How in the world did i get this? Well I am glad you asked. To be quite honest it was easy to just add “at” at the end of “me”. Then from there I just thought like a butcher. The rest is below. I hope you enjoy my funny take on Britney and you should know there is more to come.


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Piece of Meat ©
By Nixon Lee
Finished week of 01/26/2008 (EDITED 02/08/2008)
(Ham, Sausage, Veal)

Been on the butchering scene since like 3:15
No matter if it’s cut thick or lean or eaten with some pork and beans
they’re still gonna come to me if they want their meat to be cut clean
Do you want a a piece of meat?
(you wanna a piece of meat)
I’m mister just take a number if you want steak with your cucumbers with
Get some sausage and veal
better than a happy meal
You see I got the pork, ribs, and beef that everyone will eat
you want a piece of meat?

Chorus:
I’m mister lifestyles of the strips and cubes
I’m mister put this meat up in your stew
I’m mister all these extras don’t mix in
I’m mister if you want your ham cut thin
you want a piece of meat?

I’m mister you want a piece of meat/ leg of lamb half price off/ just get in line before I decide to cut this sale off/ and if you decide to start havoc/ i’ll take your ass to court/ now are you sure you want a piece of meat?/ i’m mister most likely to cut your ground beef/ if you come in after 3/ but if you want celery / take your ass to produce please/ there’s always a panic when I run out of ground chuck beef
do you want a piece of meat?

chorus

bridge: Been on the butchering scene since like 3:15
No matter if it’s cut thick or lean or eaten with some pork and beans
they’re still gonna come to me if they want their meat to be cut clean
Do you want a piece of meat?
(you wanna a piece of meat)

Ham, Sausage, Veal
chorus (2x)
Ham, Sausage, Veal

Well thats the end of the show buddies. Expect more laughs tomorrow!

Chat Later, Nixon Lee

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Today I bring you another original funny song parody spoof. This is actually the second funny song video I made in 2008. It took me several weeks to compile it all together. It talks about how this guy keeps pretending that he is not gay but we all know he is. When I wrote this song I actually thought a lot about myself. Especially on lines like “You watch Buffy like everyday!”. The song is pretty much an inside joke all around that pokes fun at myself. Since I am in actuality gay. Hope you get a great laugh from it!

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Don’t Be So Quick (To Deny You’re Gay) (Rock Your Body-Justin Timberlake)
By Nixon Lee
Date Completed: 02-23-2008

Chorus:
Don’t be so quick to deny you’re gay (don’t lie to me)
You watch Buffy like everyday (Don’t lie to me
Just admit you love that song “Slave”(Don’t lie to me)
It’s written all over your face (Don’t lie to me)

Got time 10:59/ I see you talking to the girls/ Don’t know why your doing that/ your more into pearls/ I’ve been watching you/ And I see the way you move/ switching your hips back and forward too/ like your Kylie Minogue/ So grab some Fubu and a little Rocawear / Hoping to disguise your homosexual flare/ The air is thick and something ain’t right/ I bet your wearing JLo’s Glo tonight/

Chorus

I don’t mean any harm/ Just want to protect the girls/ One piece of advice for you/ stay away from the straight world/ See it appears to me/ Your not really into boobs/ So why keep pretending to/ when your really into OOOOOOOO/ So grab some Fubu and a little Rocawear / Hoping to disguise your homosexual flare/ The air is thick and something ain’t right/ I bet your wearing JLo’s Glo tonight/

Chorus

Bridge:
I’m talking to you boy/ No disrespect, no cuz for alarm/ I’m talking to you boy/ Your the only straight guy with a bracelet on his arm/ I’m talking to you boy/ Hurry up cuz Golden Girls are almost on/ I’m talking to you boy/But wait minute you got the whole set at home/
So what did you come here for/ when it’s clear you don’t like girls no more/ the kind of attention you’re really searching for/ Won’t be found on this floor, boy

Chorus

I hope you enjoyed the funny song parody spoof of Justin Timberlake’s Rock Ya Body. I know I had a great time doing the video and making the song for you.

Chat Later, Nixon Lee

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Okay after much talk and promising to everyone my latest video and song is ready for consumption! Below you can watch my brand spanking new funny song parody music video spoof “Tranquilizer” for Britney Spears’ Womanizer. I say better late than never in this case. I want to thank you for your patience! Enjoy the video and I have also provided lyrics to read in case you miss any words. As an added bonus I have added a link to download the Tranquilizer mp3 and a link to download the screensaver. Feel free to leave comments. Good or bad I can take it and apply to my next video which will feature a remake of one of N’sync songs from the past!

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Lyrics

Tranquilizer

Copyrighted 2008

Written by Nixon Lee

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:44 am

Verse 1:

Town drunk where ya come from how ya doing?/
I know you have no clue what spewing/
Your filled up with so many booze/ You’re thinking now your Scooby doo/ I know what you are / you’re no baby/ Look at you needing more than just a clean up/baby you look like you fell into a dump truck/ Acting like your sober but I we know the show is over/ Cuz You just called your best friend rover

Hook: Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby/ You’re gonna get …As soon as Jay Leno Ends…. Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer

Chorus:
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH….You need to wear a scarf / UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH / Talking to squirrels is odd
OOO….YOUR SO ALARMING… GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING/AND YOU’RE GONNA GET IT… TRANQUILZER
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front/ UH HUH/ Miley Cyrus You aren’t/OOO/You acting hazy. I got some pepper spray BABE/ Waiting for ya with Tranquilizer

Verse 2:
Hey You got the bad breath of a DRAGON/ Too bad for you no one likes that in a companion/ I guess when you’ve had one too many/Makes it hard to count your pennies/ that’s who you are. Follow me crazy/ Ca-CHING … Pop …OH I got you SUCKA/ Will be the sound you’ll HEAR WHEN THE SHOT HITS YOUR BUTTOCKS/ You’ll find yourself on the ground going numb from your shoulders down/ Like a hog shot for rabies

Hook:
Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby/ You’re gonna get it…As soon as Adult Swim Ends…. Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer

Chorus:
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ You need to wear a scarf / UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ Talking to squirrels is odd
OOO/ YOU’RE OH SO ALARMING/GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING AND AM GONNA GET IT/ TRANQUILZER
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front/ UH HUH/Hannah Montana You are not/OOO… YOU’RE OH SO ALARMING… GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING… AND AM GONNA GET IT… TRANQUILZER

Bridge:
Maybe if we both lived in a Disney World/Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer/Then it wouldn’t be so weird for you to try to talk to squirrel/ But it ain’t so you’re gonna get the

Hook:
Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby/You’re gonna get …As soon as Jay Leno Ends…. Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer

Chorus:
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ You need to wear a scarf /UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/Talking to squirrels is odd/
OOO/YOU’RE OH SO ALARMING/GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING/ AND YOU’RE GONNA GET IT/TRANQUILZER
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front
UH HUH / Miley Cyrus You aren’t/OOO

You’re acting hazy/ I got some pepper spray BABE/Waiting for ya with Tranquilizer
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front
UH HUH / Hannah Montana You are not/OOO/Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby

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Okay I have been on hiatus for several months and now I am finally ready to  get back to work. My last parody I premiered was “Sweetest Sin”.  It was a funny take on Jessica Simpson’s Song  of the same title. I am now ready to  comeback and really do it up this time. I  consider this season 2 in the game for me. I really want to work hard to get way more subscribers via Youtube. Since it is the biggest video site on the web. I also want to gain more friends on Myspace and Facebook. These are the social network hot spots. They also seem to be here to stay as well. I would really love to make a full time job from this and I think I am finally ready to step up to the plate.

There is much work to be done on the main site but in a few weeks I expect it to shining like the star it can be. So everyone be on the look out. Until then I will leave you with one of my old vids from season one.

Chat Later, Nixon Lee!

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